Hey NSA! I thought we had something special.

You kept reading here, trying to fight evil in the world and in my blog which made me feel proud and distinguished. Didn't I provide you with some juicy information bits in my last letter? And how do you thank me?

By spying on those boring "Sesselfurzer" (pencil pushers in your language just doesn't grasp it) at the European Union. Admittedly, it's a lot of fun to listen to the European Commissioner for Energy, Günther Oettinger, even if he doesn't try to speak english. But hey, c'mon, didn't we have some good laughs when I recommended you this wonderful german comedy called "Deutsch aktuell" with epic dialog like:

"Kann ich die Schweine mal sehen?" / May I see the pigs?
"Warum?" / Why?
"Ich interessiere mich für Schinken und Wurst!" / I'm interested in ham and sausage!
"Ich finde Schweine schön, und ich esse sie gern!"  / I find pigs attractive and like to eat them!

[S2E03 Pferde und Fahrräder at about 2:30]

It seems to me that you just don't care anymore. You just want to have it all. This makes me sad. The thought that you may even find the messages of Angela Merkel („Danke für die info und herzliche grüße am“) or Hans-Peter Friedrich ("diese amis sind schon toll, das will ich auch können!") more interesting than my postings in here breaks my heart. So don't come complaining if my latest additions will be bland and boring because it's your own fault.

On that note, here's an old dude playing a rather limp version of Judas Priest's classic metal hymn "Electric Eye" (yeah, your colleagues in the UK like that one a lot).

Still deeply disappointed,


  1. Karl-Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg30 Juni, 2013

    This old dude rocks! His performance is - in my humble opinion - very close to the original.

    1. VroniPlag30 Juni, 2013

      Yeah, you always like it close to the original ;)

  2. The UK Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ)30 Juni, 2013

    Up here in space
    I'm looking down on you.
    My lasers trace
    Everything you do.
    You think you've private lives
    Think nothing of the kind.
    There is no true escape

    I'm watching all the time.
    I'm made of metal
    My circuits gleam.
    I am perpetual
    I keep the country clean.

  3. Günther Oe.30 Juni, 2013


  4. Daniel (of "Deutsch aktuell" fame)30 Juni, 2013

    You've translated this wrong!
    I find pigs BEAUTIFUL and like to eat them. NOT ATTRACTIVE!

  5. Harold Finch & John Reese30 Juni, 2013

    Please note:

    PERSON OF INTEREST is still a work of fiction, not a reality show. Please don't put us in the reality show category for the next Emmy awards. Thanks in advance!

    [We have ways to find out who is responsible in case you're doing it anyway!]


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